Nobody is really sure why the moon would want to say this to humanity. One theory is that the moon’s concept of language has evolved to a much higher level and ‘Bring it all back’ is, in the moon’s elaborate tongue, a great truth that will lead to peace and equilibrium. Another, more likely, theory is that the moon just likes to say stupid things in order to give stupid people the opportunity to come with pretentious and hugely dubious theories that mean absolutely nothing but look good on the cover of magazines and newspapers. Look at part 4 ‘Extracts from the Governors Journal of Truth and Baking’ for more and better examples.

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