Home Stories Poems Site Reviews Writing Tips Charlie Fish
FICTION on the WEB short stories by Charlie Fish

Minority Flakes
by Charles Sundt

Dear Kelloggs,

I am a regular user of your delectable foodstuff, 'Corn Flakes'. The product itself is excellent, however I do harbour a small qualm concerning the image portrayed on the front of the boxes containing the appetizing morsels.

Though the prevailing colour of said titbits is undeniably an attractive gritty orange, the ever-apparent presence of an occasional black crisp must not be ignored.

To conclude, it is my fervent belief that in this age of political correctness, it is important that Kelloggs' good public image is maintained by representing such minority flakes on the front of all 'Corn Flakes' packaging.

Thank you for your time, and I hope I have been of some assistance,

Charles Sundt

View or add comments on any of my poems

Back to top
More Poems
Home

Google
 
Web www.fictionontheweb.co.uk

www.fictionontheweb.co.uk

Home Stories Poems Site Reviews Writing Tips Charlie Fish